18 reasons

Ever since Tan Yi Hern meddled with my com, its become worse than ever. My wallpaper is stuck at some red thing promoting privacy promotion software. It doesnt help that that there’s this huge radioactive sign on it. The worst thing is i cant get it off. I dont even know how it got there in the first place. More signs of buggies attacking my com.

The ass of a thing privacy promotion software keeps popping up and asking whether i need it even though i’ve cancelled it countless times. And even though i cancelled it, the stupid webby keeps appearing. This happens about every other minute.

So i tried clicking ok. There are 2 webbies promoting the privacy thing. 1 just pops up the webby no matter what i click and the webby just shows no internet connection-which is retarded. The other which actually has something for me to download to get rid of privacy problems cant download cos i dont know why.

I cant use Nokia pc suite even though i re-installed it. My photos and songs are stuck in my phone. And vice-versa.

The mouse thingy, some pad la, is screwed. I want to go up, it goes down. And vice-versa.

And i cant scroll down using the right side of the mouse thingy even though i tried to configure it on the control panel.

The whole com is supeeeeeer sloooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.Omg. My granny walks faster than it loads a page.

Someone get me a computer whiz. The com needs help badly.

It doesnt help too that Hern is listening to a song titled Shakalaka Baby for the umpteen time. Oh, its by Kelly Poon, from her new album which are in stores now. Just hearing the title already headache la! Imagine my agony.

On a happier note, i’m leaving for Bali in less than 24 hours! Yipee ya ya yipee yipee ya.

I’m prolly going to bring the lappy along la. I just hope the hotel offers free wireless. So i can chat with you guys when i’m over there in the bathtub and sipping coke. =)

Also no more Chan Brothers for 2 more weeks! Yes!!!!

And any 18 year olds out there?! I miss clubbing. Anyone wants to go?

Went to watch Balls Of Fury yesterday night. Laughed my ass off ok. Its really hilarious, not to mention the damn hot Maggi Q. I am jealous. Of her figure. Reaaaally toned and nice. I also wannnnntttt!!!

But you guys have to watch this movie. Nice nice. The movie was just a tad short though. Everything seemed pretty rushed through.

Oh, and better go with someone who understands cantonese and chinese. There’s some of it inside and the translation’s not very good.

Go watch watch watch. =)

Check out the arms ok. Wait till you see the rest.

I sound like some horny ah pek. But reaally. God. Damn. Nice.

You know how fairy tales are supposed to be all sweet ans innocent. Well, i thought it would be. But msn encarta proved me wrong.

Even Snow White’s gross.

The wicked queen in “Snow White” finally brings Snow White down with a poisoned apple.

The other attempts are worth mentioning, though: First she orders a huntsman to take Snow White into the woods and cut out her heart. The huntsman spares her, and instead brings the queen a boar’s heart, which the queen (thinking it’s Snow White’s heart) eats for dinner. Um, ew.

Then the queen disguises herself as a peddler and tricks Snow White into trying on some new laces for her corset. The queen laces the corset up so tightly that Snow White suffocates. The seven dwarves rescue her in the nick of time!

After a third failed attempt with a poisoned comb, the queen makes the apple that finally fells the girl. Snow White falls into a deep slumber and is revived only when a prince gives her the Heimlich maneuver. (He actually kisses her, but somehow that kiss dislodges the poisonous chunk of apple? Sometimes it’s best not to ask too many questions.)

The end of the story is the best part: The evil queen has to dance to death in a pair of red-hot iron shoes. Happily ever after, indeed.

Thats not all. Something ever grosser.

Bluebeard tells his wife not to look into the little closet on the ground floor, but, like so many of us, she can’t resist temptation. What does she find there?

Bluebeard’s curious wife doesn’t merely find the corpses of all his other wives, she finds them “ranged against the walls” in a room “covered over with clotted blood.” And how does Bluebeard know that the nosy one has peeped into his closet? The creepy closet’s keyhole permanently stains the key with blood.

Again–ew.

Oh, and Cinderella. What could be gross right?

Wrong. This is the worse.

When Cinderella runs away from the ball, she leaves behind a tiny slipper. The prince searches the kingdom for the woman whose foot fits the shoe. What do Cinderella’s wicked stepsisters do to fit into the shoe and trick the prince?

The evil stepmother tells her first daughter, “A queen has no need to go about on foot. Cut off one of your toes and your foot will fit the shoe.” The prince, strangely enough, falls for this ruse and doesn’t notice that his new bride has mutilated herself until a little bird points out that the girl is trailing blood everywhere. Once discovered, the girl is returned to her family and exchanged for the next sister, who cleverly cuts off her heel instead of her toe. The bird is onto her too, though, and makes the same observation about all the blood pouring from the second sister’s foot.

Third time’s a charm for the prince, luckily. He takes the second sister back and trades her in for the scullery maid, Cinderella. And of course Cinderella’s dainty foot fits the blood-soaked shoe perfectly, prompting the little bird to proclaim her the “True Bride.”

This is like ouch and eew.

Fairy tales aint as simple as i thought. And they were supposed to teach the young little ones something. Yeah, teach them to become the next murderer or the guy who killed Huang-Na.

Enchanted? My foot. Pun intended.

i am so bored. i’m practically rotting at home. Either i watch hk dramas or i sleep. and i have work tmr. i dont want to go!! dont want dont want dont want. its the most mundane job ever. if holidays are so boring, den i dont want the hols already. =(

but i cant wait for the bali trip. Only 4 more days to go. hurry up come!!!! den i wont be so bored.

i should go twiddle my thumbs or play tic tac toe.

and the com is so fucking slow now after what dumb dumb hern did. i have no patience ok. only doctors have patients. its so slooooooow. helppppppp.

ok, so i lent my sis my lappy. what could happen right?

turns out a hell lot. she created an acc of her own so that she can update her ipod cos her com’s down. and she accidentally deleted mine!! so i lost all my stuff. Arrgh.

but she managed to retrieve some la. so its not so bad. and i thought i lost all my songs. =( but i managed to find it anyway. although i have to MANUALLY PLAY EVERY SONG so that it turns up on itunes. which i am doing now. i’m going to fall asleep soon.

i want to dip chopsticks in wasabi and poke my sis’s eyes.

poke poke.

You guys stood by me for 5 years. Filling it with colours and sunshine. Now its all gone. Is it really so vulnerable? We dont talk anymore. How long has it been? About 4 months, i think. I know i dont take the initiative. I’m always cold, with a ‘heck care’ and ‘ignore everything’ attitude. I still am now. Though that has changed that lil bit.

I didnt realise it before. How much i miss you guys, until i chanced about each individual blog . We stood up for each other, whenever one was in trouble. You guys cried together with me. We played ball and you people got me hooked on mahjong.

I dont know what’s happening in your lives now. Everyone moved on. We moved on. We just went our separate ways, like it was meant to be.

This sounds really cheesy.

Kelyn

Hwee Qi

Diana

Geraldine

CLTTCN

Irfaan

James

Sufyan

This pic was like from eons ago.

This was eons eons ago.

Meet up some day k. =)