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Whole lot of photos and whole lot of fun.

Eh. Dont know what to type alr.

I’m so bored. I am absolutely rotting. Someone please arrange something.

I miss the late nights. =(

I finally got a new phone!
yay. no need to borrow from hern anymore. =)

Okay, i just heard him sing on the telly and he was damn good. Cute too. Hee. Damn cute can. And he’s like really young. omg omg omg. hotness. haha

so cute. wahahahahaha

I went for Jeff Chang’s concert yesterday! Omg. He was damn good can.

But he has funny hair. When he came out, everyone just laughed at his hair.

The voice and lighting was damn good. No pyrotechnics but it was a great show.

And the orchestra. yup yup.

Yes yes, i am ah ma.

I am back from China! Okay, i thought it was going to be horrid, toilets with no doors and eating all the weird stuff etc. But it turned out fine. Pretty good actually. Except that they have really bad air. Damn bad pollution.

Xiamen was pretty cold and i wasnt used to it. Singapore is like how hot can.

Too bored on the plane.

My plane!

Hern and i on the plane. I love plane rides. Esp the taking off and landing. If i cant get a job in future, i can go be air stewardess or something.

The disgusting air plane food.

As you can see, i was too damn fricking bored.

Nice view from the plane. =)

Yummy food

Hern and i at my mum’s friend’s house.

Xiamen’s known for its seafood. So every meal was seafood la. Now damn scared of seafood.

More seafood.

This is damn gross. I dont know what it is but they look like mud skippers to me.

This just looks wrong la.

The one to the right with toothpicks sticking out are some worm like shell or i dont know with jelly. And the taste is just damn weird. But we had to say its nice ah.

They ordered it for almost every meal. =(

The squid was nice but the head had weird stuff in it that was just disgusting. Washed everything down with tea.

Went to some tea place after that. The Xiamen people drink tea like no tomorrow. They love it like damn a lot. Every house has their own tea set and blah. We bought a set too! Everyone can come my house and drink tea. haha.

The damn cool flower tea. From this to…

this, to…

this!

Went for supper after that. The guy sitting by the side opening oysters. Damn fresh. Ate a lot of other stuff. All bbq. =) Too hungry and delicious to take photos. Hee. Ate them out in the open. Freezed my ass off.

2nd day. Went to some temple. The people there are really religious.

The words on the pillar are written in real gold.

The people are trying to throw coins into the cracks of the words for i dont know what. Good luck i think.

Tree growing from a rock

If you look closely, you can see the coins in the word.

They have damn big strawberries. And they’re damn damn sweet.

View from hotel room. But moved out after a day cos my mum’s friend was paying the bill for it.

Lunch! Ate damn a lot of lamb. Didnt help that i hate mutton.

More mutton

Steamboat

Pig blood! I lovvvveeeeeee. =) Sya, i treat you eat. Hee

Check out their KFC. The egg tarts were fricking good. Bought a dozen back.

Had to take a plane to this Wu Yi Shan place which was fucking cold.

To fricking climb mountains.

Check out the frigging steps. The steps were tiny tiny and wet cos it was drizzling. Damn scared cos i dont want to fall.

Mountains

Ugly raincoats

They frigging carved a GuanYin from the rock

Along the way, you’ll see a lot of sticks like this. People stick them there which means something to lean back on, for a good back and an upright man. Some also put notes there.

Tea plantation

For the lazy bums, you pay $40 and 2 people will carry you to the top and back again.

Frenchie!

Hern fooling around

Too bored

We went to sit on one of those. Damn frigging coooollllddddd.

The person rowing the boat. Girl power! The rest of them were guys okay.

Nice nice scenery

The breakfast. A lot of pickled stuff.

We were damn dumb on the 1st day at Wu Yi Shan. On the air con for 30 degress but forgot to switch the mode to heater and froze the whole night. I blame my clever mama.

2nd day. Was supposed to climb another higher mountain but in the end didnt. Cos i was being a lazy ass.

Yi Xian Tian. Which means one line heaven translated literally. It’s 2 mountains which are damn close to each other and the closest gap is 34cm. So fat people cannot go in. Later stuck.

Was supposed to climb the mountain behind. but ah…

Check out the amount of crazy people climbing.

Hern went China to study.

And got expelled for assault.

Eh Alicia, i took this for you. haha

Finally left Wu Yi Shan. Can die from the cold.

China houses. We were on the way to visit my mum’s friend’s mother who was going to make pig intestines stuffed with pigs blood. I know it sounds disgusting but its nice okay. And a lot of effort. She prepared a day earlier cos she knew we were coming. So nice. I didnt take a picture with her. =( and and the brother in law of my mum’s friend made dumplings.

Yummy!

When we were leaving, the mother actually had tears in her eyes. So touched. They’re really warm and nice.

Everyone!

Making dumplings

This looks like an ad for dumplings.

Hern and the nice nice mother

We went to pick strawberries but no more already cos too many bloody tourists picked them all. =(

No, we didnt go pick veggies.

This is why i will gain weight

FOOD

And we went KTV. =) A lot of new songs, best of all, a lot of Cantonese ones. Janice will love it too cos got a lot of Jap ones. haha. and its fricking cheap.

Party like no tomorrow

Went to another island called Gu Lang Yu known for pianos. They have nice flowers. haha

Hello, you’re really yummy

They dont allow vehicles, not even bicycles. So they have to transport things by foot.

This is worse

Omg. the foooooooooooood

AAaaaaahhhhhhhh

Left Gu Lang Yu!

Old houses

They hang the clothes out in the middle of the street. So ugly

My name!!

Ate seafood again

I’m guessing they dont eat that. I hope

They sell damn lot of seafood

Bamboo shoots

Asparagus

Steamboat at their place which we were staying in

The amount of luggage. I think overweight ah, but the sis works in the airport so never mind. hee. and we got to choose seats and everything. They were really nice and generous. And my mum’s friend paid for everything. And i mean EVERYTHING. And bought a lot of other stuff for us.

All in all, China was pretty enjoyable with a lot of good fun. And they really know how to enjoy life man. Went to a lot of facials and massages and spas. =)))) heee

and the food. oh my god. esp the bbq one. damn good.

But its so god damn cold. Made my nose bleed so many times. Its still bleeding now as i type.

I think this post is damn long long long. i took hours doing this. you guys better read okay. haha

Tan YiHern… is irritating.

Off to China ! bye bye.

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